Fast Forward
Fast Forward from July 30, 1993 to August 5, 2008:
AAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!!!!!
This is me, completely relaxed. Good god, look at the frown lines. If this is me completely relaxed, I feel sorry for my husband and children when I’m in a bad mood. What happened to that carefree, happy chick of 1993? Life, I suppose.
GROW, HAIR, GROW!!!

August 8, 2008 at 8:00 am
But your hairstyle is so cute!
Want me to recommend a massage therapist? I swear, you will be a pile of mush after one session.